I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: stropping, via retiredjesus)

(Source: i-doll, via ccandyily)

(Source: i-doll, via ccandyily)


its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via retiredjesus)


"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(via kokosbutter)


Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

(via retiredjesus)


Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via thesousabone)

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"Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75."

— Benjamin Franklin (via only-by-night)

(Source: bkoo, via xkillerkayx)


god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via postllimit)

(Source: xoxstarlight, via departured)

(Source: skate-high, via postllimit)


i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via retiredjesus)

  • plot twist: victoria has no secret