poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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"Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75."

— Benjamin Franklin (via only-by-night)

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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

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  • plot twist: victoria has no secret

uglypickle:

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

(Source: uglypickle, via departured)

"

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

"

— David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)

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'Guardians of the Galaxy' premieres at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.

'Guardians of the Galaxy' premieres at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood.

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radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

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ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

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